Roll Your Own Accordion Fest

That's one bit of sweet summer advice from The Georgetown Voice's guide to getting busy on the lawn. Sounds like a plan, although there's no mention of beer or brats.

P.S. Questionable quote alert, from the same story: "Accordion players? So hot right now." -- Paris Hilton (Is there any chance at all that the pampered heiress actually uttered this hitherto unspeakable truth?)