Friday, June 2, 2006
Hey, Jack Black -- that's Nacho look!
Count Dante -- bass-thumping leader of Redwood City's greatest rock band, the Black Dragon Fighting Society -- has challenged Jack Black to a "Trilogy of Terror" Match over the actor's portrayal of a suspiciously familiar pro wrestler in the film Nacho Libre.
The Count's hilarious press release, which outlines the bold rules of the horrific contest, is one of the funniest things I've read in weeks. Hot dogs, essays and bass solos -- it doesn't get any more grueling than that. Good luck, Count Dante (and let me know if you need a second)!