Madonna's mad quest for convtroversy

The Daily Mail's rather scathing review of a Madonna concert makes the big, big show sound like an over-produced horsies-and-bondage nightmare.

The best line, delivered about Madonna's ceaseless flaunting of her overly toned body: "Even the bouncers looked scared."

So, what's TDA got planned on the summer stagecraft stunner front? Um, we might bust the bubble machine out of the dusty attic and rip through some new songs for the tour. See you there.