Now the Easter Bunny is a menace

Cue "Enter the Douse."

Scared of being offensive, city officials in St. Paul, Minn., dropped the hammer on a City Hall secretary's innocuous Easter display, which consisted of a cloth bunny, some colored eggs and a "Happy Easter" sign.

Tyrone Terrill, the city's human rights director, asked for the bunny's removal, even though nobody complained about the display (which the secretary apparently paid for herself).

"This has just gone too far," said council member Dave Thune. "We can't celebrate spring with bunnies and fake grass?"

Hippity-hoppity, hippity-hoppity, the P.C. Police are on the way.