Sounds like love

San Francisco Chronicle columnist Leah Garchik brightens that recycling-bin-bound paper product daily. Today she unleashes a hilarious Valentine's Day edition of the fantastic Public Eavesdropping feature that regularly sparks her column.

Selected love-dovey highlights, overheard throughout the Bay Area:

"There was the standard drinking and flirting and ... a week or so later I was taking antibiotics."

"I was looking for someone for just a really good time, but then I peeked at his iTunes playlist. He'd be serious baggage."

"He can't be that gay, he got me pregnant."