San Francisco Chronicle columnist Leah Garchik brightens that recycling-bin-bound paper product daily. Today she unleashes a hilarious Valentine's Day edition of the fantastic Public Eavesdropping feature that regularly sparks her column.
Selected love-dovey highlights, overheard throughout the Bay Area:
"There was the standard drinking and flirting and ... a week or so later I was taking antibiotics."
"I was looking for someone for just a really good time, but then I peeked at his iTunes playlist. He'd be serious baggage."
"He can't be that gay, he got me pregnant."