Be an accordion thief

No, I'm not talking about hanging out backstage and putting the squeeze on a squeezebox. I'm talking about playing an unlikely character in the role-playing game, Kingdom of Loathing. Lord knows you could play a Disco Bandit, a Pastamancer, a Turtle Tamer or a Seal Clubber. But the Accordion Thief -- "scourge of mariachis and polka bands" -- is beyond doubt the coolest way to play.

Kingdom of Loathing is free, it's goofy, and it's approved by hysterically funny Wired News columnist Lore Sjöberg.

(Via Table of Malcontents)