Got your barf bag handy? Watch a humorless hair farmer play a ridiculous double-necked guitar
in this video clip. (It's a .mpg file and should open in your media player.)
After you've taken your cheese-metal lesson, just try to tell me with a straight face that electric guitars killed accordions because the six-string music machine is just so undeniably cool ...
(Bonus points if you can name the silly shredder.)