Now all he needs is a giant pot of boiling water

But then I guess eating a giant endangered lobster probably isn't the coolest thing a seafood fan can do.

Lobster researcher Todd Walsh found the freshwater critter, which he estimates is about 35 years old, in Tasmania. The lobster is about a yard long -- that's one big crawfish.

Vancouver hosts Squeezefest

The big accordion party starts today at Rime in Vancouver, British Columbia. Performers include Guy Klucevsek, Amy Denio, David P. Smith and Ana Bon-Bon. If you're anywhere near Squeezefest, it's time to get thee behind the belows!

Malaysia's Bigfoot can breathe easy

At least for now. Despite reports of strange howling sounds and enormous footprints, nobody's filed an official application to hunt down a Bigfoot in Malaysia's forest reserve. Overly optimistic officials had printed up 500 permits, according to The Star Online.

The news site also reports that scientists are testing for DNA from the huge footprints, hoping to figure out what produced them. Check the site for pictures of the plaster molds.

Is Nessie a circus elephant?

A Scottish scientist says maybe so. The BBC News story comes with an interesting diagram that helps explain the theory.

Earth to grandma: What the hell is that?

A gadget geek from Gizmondo turns the spotlight on the Orla PK 400 Piano Accordion Keyboard. Can somebody please tell me what it is?

Looks like some kind of keyboard designed for accordionists who don't want to play an actual squeezebox -- the weird specs make it sound pretty technically advanced, too. But isn't half the fun of watching an accordion player seeing all that chrome and mother of pearl?

I Swear It Wasn't Me

When I first saw this item I thought the mystery driver might be Nic Cage. I know he loves his Ferraris. Glad to see it was somebody else, but who?

Travels with the Accordion Tribe

Check out what happens when 5 great players get together and take it on the road. Who'd a thought a bunch of accordions could sound so good? Imagine that!