Google Makes a Splash With Toilet-Based Broadband

Flush with investors' cash, Google on Sunday rolled out Google TiSP, calling its new broadband service "a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines."

Even though the free service promises "a Google Toolbar-based analysis of your dietary habits and genetic predispositions," it still sounds kinda crappy to me.

Happy April 1. (For more news of the day, I recommend News.com's special report).