When dope dealers have too much spare time

... they come up with parody packaging for marijuana-laced candy and drinks. The wacky "brands" allegedly peddled by the California drug ring Beyond Bomb include Toka-Cola, Pot Tarts, Puff-A-Mint Pattie, Stoney Ranchers, Munchy Way and Buddahfinger, and The Smoking Gun has the goods.

Forget the drug charges -- just wait till the lawyers from Nestlé et al get hold of the overly creative pot peddlers.