Monday, March 20, 2006

What beer am I? (The answer's strangely musical)

The "If You Were A Beer Test" over at goofy quiz site OK Cupid says I'm ...






Bass

(100% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 100% genuine)



So the deal with this test is that each taker, based on his or her scores, is assigned a beer that fits their personality (Corona, Bud Select, and so on), and along with the personality description, there's a poster or an ad for that beer. As you can imagine, most of the images feature booty models, sports cars, or, maybe even more depressing, retro kitsch.

It's a testament to Bass Ale, and therefore to YOU, that when I went to look for ads for Bass, all I found was this. An ad from 1937. Bass is legit, and if your scores are true, so are you. I tip my glass to that.

Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, Bass is kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn't exactly bubbly, but you're well-liked by your close circle of friends. Your sense of humor is rather dark, but that's just another way to say sophisticated, right? Cheers.







My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
















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You scored higher than 88% on dark





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You scored higher than 11% on workingclass





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You scored higher than 66% on genuine
Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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